Not Looking For A Wife

Nope, definitely not looking for a wife.

For all yee' out there wondering why in my mother's beloved name I gave the pony pointy teeth, it's because it's not a pony. It's a flesh eating water horse known as a kelpie. *And kelpies are cool. They're occasionally known for having the ability to "glue" their victims to their hides as soon as their unsuspecting victim pets their pelt. From there on, the rest is a watery, digested history.

*Pfffffttt! I giggled just writing that! That'd be one hell of a Doctor Who episode! O,O

~Artist's notes and formal apology;
I'm deeply sorry if the idea of a watery death is, well, a bit mentally traumatizing to anyone reading this description. I've lost someone VERY close to me from drowning personally, and I understand entirely if any of this is offensive or crude to you. Message me if you want any of my description changed, and I'll see what I can do. But please keep in mind, I will not change my art.